just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I stole a fireplace last night.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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