you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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