Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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