It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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