bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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