I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
