Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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