Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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