i will never coherently bang her
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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