ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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