I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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