So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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