I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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