Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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