love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
