This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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