If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Do vagina's smell?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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