"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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