we're blogging at a bar
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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