feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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