just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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