Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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