I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Randomize
