She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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