Having a random hookup so left but love u
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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