first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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