i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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