That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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