Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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