it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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