Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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