I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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