We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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