I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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