I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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