Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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