My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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