Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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