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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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