Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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