More tranny stories later!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
This is the high leading the old right now
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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