She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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