She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
NoShamevember. You game?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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