so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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