guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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