I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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