these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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