all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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