You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
vagina is talking i cant
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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