Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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