i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
